I'm a Madhatter

Just once, I want to find a sj tumblr run by a goy that DOESN’T devolve into anti-Semitism at some point.

thearcanetheory:

bashefierce:

thearcanetheory:

inflammatorystatements:

rectumofglory:

girlsgetbusyzine:

dashuri96:

http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141

this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word. 

“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)

telling all my islamic buds

this is actually incredible.

relevant also for Hebrew ladies who go to the mikveh~

Would this actually be permissible for proper immersion?

halakhically speaking, it should do!

Cool!

John Green is getting an honorary doctorate. Hank Green already has a Master’s.

thestoriesaremylife:

missingleftsock:

John and Hank will be THE DOCTOR and THE MASTER.

TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE THINKS THIS IS BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS.

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it’s time for a round of make john green find the thing

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

pbsparents:

Wedding photographer Wendi Riggens places babies in fairy tale worlds! I think you’ll be able to tell, but click each picture to see which stories are represented.

Source: http://wendiriggens.com/

YOU KNOW I’VE DEBATED ON WHETHER OR NOT I WANTED CHILDREN BUT THIS HAS JUST SETTLED THE ISSUE I WILL HAVE CHILDREN JUST SO I CAN DO THIS

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada
someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!
We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: 
It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. 
The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs
McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.
I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.
So sit the fuck down, Canada.

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

  1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
  2. We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: 

  1. It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. 
  2. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
  3. She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
  4. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
  5. When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
  6. It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs
  7. McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
  8. So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

So sit the fuck down, Canada.

therealbitchpudding:

walkingjuxtaposition:

This is my new favourite story ever. SPREAD THE WORD! DAVID GAIDER FOR PRIME MINISTER! 

“You can write it off as “political correctness” if you wish, but the truth is that privilege always lies with the majority.They’re so used to being catered to that they see the lack of catering as an imbalance. They don’t see anything wrong with having things set up to suit them, what’s everyone’s fuss all about? That’s the way it should be, any everyone else should be used to not getting what they want.”

blacksheep-runner:

Petition the Obama Administration to mandate education about sexual assault and rape in schools
The last petition we were pushing did not obtain enough votes, we will not stop until this is mandated.  Please vote on the WHITEHOUSE.GOV website, it takes 2 seconds and they never send you emails. 

blacksheep-runner:

Petition the Obama Administration to mandate education about sexual assault and rape in schools

The last petition we were pushing did not obtain enough votes, we will not stop until this is mandated.  Please vote on the WHITEHOUSE.GOV website, it takes 2 seconds and they never send you emails. 

takealookatyourlife:

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Sorry that not all women fit into your ideal definition of womanhood i.e. a mother. Just kidding. Not sorry at all. You all suck.
Adele is my favourite human and I want to be her so much but her being a mum doesn’t make her better than anyone. Women don’t have to be baby-making machines. Not everyone wants kids at the same time or kids at all, you little women-hating assholes. 
Taylor Swift can kiss all the pretty boys, write all the songs about them, and rake in all them dollars if she wants to. She is a strong independent woman who can do whatever the fuck she likes. I’d say she’s pretty smart for sticking to a genre that works for her. She sings those songs great. And I hate to break it to all of you who are actually still in middle school but having crushes on people, breaking up and all them other “middle school” relationship problems ARE STUCK WITH YOU HEAPS INTO ADULTHOOD. They don’t magically go away. She ain’t even just singing at you little pretentious, teenage misogynists; and I don’t know why y’all think she is.
Taylor Swift’s arguably annoying but also super catchy and super great songs are what pays her multiple mortgages. Good on you Taylor Swift. You beautiful, intelligent lady. I’d try to kiss all the celebrities too. And like hell would any of you not tell anyone that you got to touch Harry Styles’ on the face.

takealookatyourlife:

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Sorry that not all women fit into your ideal definition of womanhood i.e. a mother. Just kidding. Not sorry at all. You all suck.

Adele is my favourite human and I want to be her so much but her being a mum doesn’t make her better than anyone. Women don’t have to be baby-making machines. Not everyone wants kids at the same time or kids at all, you little women-hating assholes. 

Taylor Swift can kiss all the pretty boys, write all the songs about them, and rake in all them dollars if she wants to. She is a strong independent woman who can do whatever the fuck she likes. I’d say she’s pretty smart for sticking to a genre that works for her. She sings those songs great. And I hate to break it to all of you who are actually still in middle school but having crushes on people, breaking up and all them other “middle school” relationship problems ARE STUCK WITH YOU HEAPS INTO ADULTHOOD. They don’t magically go away. She ain’t even just singing at you little pretentious, teenage misogynists; and I don’t know why y’all think she is.

Taylor Swift’s arguably annoying but also super catchy and super great songs are what pays her multiple mortgages. Good on you Taylor Swift. You beautiful, intelligent lady. I’d try to kiss all the celebrities too. And like hell would any of you not tell anyone that you got to touch Harry Styles’ on the face.

poseidonrox:

story-dj:

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

Favourite show of all time.

I love his reaction in the last gif…

He’s like “Yeah, that’s valid.”